Friday, 3 May 2013

A Visit from Karina Fabian




Today I'm welcoming an old friend to my blog on the occasion of her new book's release! After reading it I had some questions for Karina, and you can follow our conversation below.

But first, the book:


Being a private detective in the border town of the Faerie and Mundane worlds isn’t easy, even for a dragon like Vern. Still, finding the wayward brother of a teary damsel in distress shouldn’t have gotten so dangerous. When his partner, Sister Grace, gets poisoned by a dart meant for him, Vern offers to find an artifact in exchange for a cure. However, this is no ordinary trinket—with a little magic power, it could control all of mankind. Can Vern find the artifact, and will he sacrifice the fate of two worlds for the life of his best friend?


And now, here's Karina! First question...Even though you say this story is more serious than other Vern tales, it's still crammed with one-liners and groan-worthy puns. My favourite is the one with the filet, but I won't spoil the rest! Tell me, have you always been such a veritable fount of puns, or is this something you had to study up on for Vern's stories? Do you have a trove of gags where you collect things for later use?

I love puns, and have from a very young age. Growing up, my favorite cartoons were the ones with the plays on words. When I was in speech and debate in high school, we’d spend much of the bus trip on puns, and in college, we used to have challenges during lunch—we’d wax philosophical about the stacks of dishes, pretending they were modern art. I ran with a weird crowd. Rob and I fell in love over pizza and puns at Shakey’s restaurant in San Angelo, TX. So it’s in my blood, and we’ve passed it on to the kids.

The artifact that everyone is chasing is a well known icon of fantasy tales. Did you begin with that icon, or did you begin with the story and add the icon later? In fact, how did this all begin - where did the idea for this particular story come from?

I began with the story, which is based on the noir film, The Maltese Falcon. I needed something with more oomph than a bird statue, though. I don’t remember why I thought of the Lance of Longinus, but it made sense, and as I read up on its history and the conspiracy theories around it, I knew I could have fun with it. (I’ve never seen it used in fantasy before. You’ll have to share some titles!)

Well, there's The Iron Lance by Stephen Lawhead, which I believe concerns the same thing, and I seem to remember reading some Indiana Jones tie-in, and other stories. Of course I may be mistaken but the topic seemed familiar to me.
You say you have other similar stories which you plan to release. May I ask how many are waiting in the wings (at the current time - of course there will be others yet to be written)? Can you give us a few hints hint at what sort of wacky cases Vern might run into in future?

I have several novellas or story collections I could put together, though some would need polish or another story to companion it, to make them worth a book. I still need to write the novel where Vern meets Los Lagos’ first native-born superhero, Gapman. I have a wonderful background story on Sister Grace that I may companion with the Vern vs. St. George story I need to write. But first, I have a novel to write (Mind Over All, the last in the Mind Over trilogy) and kids to get settled into college, plus Rob is retiring, so our lives are in flux. I also want to see how well my first self-publishing adventure turns out. So far, so good: it was #60 in Urban Fantasy on April 20.

This world you have created involves complex interactions between Faerie and Mundane, religious and anti, science and magic. (Even some angels this time, and I must say, I rather like what you had them do.) Is that balance something that came naturally to you, or was it a struggle at any point?

It’s constantly evolving. I’m discovering the world as I write the stories, so in a sense it’s easy—I let the characters tell me what’s going on—but it can also be a struggle to make sure I don’t contradict myself or mess up the logic of the world for the sake of a story.

I imagine you sitting there laughing away as you slam these stories into your keyboard. Is that the case? Or does this kind of writing take just as much motivation as any other kind?

I’m shameless. I do laugh at my own jokes. However, I often need to push myself to get started, much as I love Vern’s voice (or any of my stories, for that matter.) Mostly, it’s a matter of focus, which has dulled as I’ve gotten older (and discovered Facebook), and that I have so many things pulling on my time, energy, and emotions. Usually, I set myself down, remind myself how much I love this, and make myself write. There’s no other way to get moving, really.

You can grab the ebook for $0.99 at http://tinyurl.com/greatertreasureskindle or a print copy for $4.99 at http://www.createspace.com/4244586

Monday, 11 February 2013

What I Tweeted - Week to Feb 9th



Couldn't keep up with all of my tweets last week? Here they all are for your perusal. Is this a good idea?

Sahara Sandscapes, Egypt on Vimeo http://bit.ly/14N9Y9n 

'The idea we live in a simulation isn't science fiction' - opinion-18 December 2012-New Scientist http://bit.ly/WYk3xN 

"But that's-" Donna spluttered.The Doctor narrowed his eyes. "River Song. I know." My fanfic, chapter 3 - http://bit.ly/WZidg6 

 Grizzly meets washing machine on a frozen lake in Canada. Clever ad! http://on.fb.me/WXbIdN 

 Orchestra Flash Mob - Ode an die Freude ( Ode to Joy ) Beethoven Symphony No.9 classical music-YouTube http://bit.ly/WV9rzH 

Auckland's wetlands - new to me, must visit when I can walk again - Travel-NZ Herald News http://bit.ly/WUneGV 

Auckland seen from space on Friday 8th Feb by @Cmdr_Hadfield: http://bit.ly/14Id92d 

 Stupefying Stories: JUST RELEASED: The 2013 Campbellian Pre-Reading Anthology - FREE Kindle/Epub! 80 SFF stories. http://bit.ly/14IwRuA

 See, we do have snow down here...in June! Train plowing through deep snow Arthurs Pass - YouTube http://bit.ly/14I6DbK 

 First world problems read by third world people - brilliant! (video) http://on.fb.me/WPWF5B 

 The Lost Scribes: Falls the Shadow now available per request! Awesome steampunk novel, email for free PDF :) http://bit.ly/14EYpRB 

 "A cry split the night...The Doctor tensed and whipped out his screwdriver. He aimed it ahead and activated a pulse. " http://bit.ly/14HaENp 

 Landfill Harmonic - Instruments from garbage | Juliana Penaranda-Loftus & Alejandra Nash on Vimeo http://bit.ly/WPSqXQ 

 Is All of It Worth the Prize? Diane Graham on what sells books and what are we aiming at? | The New Authors Fellowship http://bit.ly/14EY8Op 

 Simple online timer to get things done w. the Pomodoro technique - 25min work, 5min break, & list your accomplishments. http://bit.ly/WkU9Ea 

 "The smile melted off the Doctor's face as he gripped a handle until his knuckles whitened. He flung the lever down..." http://bit.ly/WNI8r6 

 Health risks of too much chick lit - Life & Style-NZ Herald News http://bit.ly/WPp23K

 FedEx airplane mechanic humour http://bit.ly/14EBR3q 

 Scripturient: possessing a violent desire to write. - Blog by Mary Ruth Pursselley http://bit.ly/WPmjrd 

 Writer Beware ® Blogs!: Christian Writers Guild Publishing: Pay to Play from Jerry B. Jenkins http://bit.ly/YUaQts 

 The Way Publishers Create Marketing Copy is Stranger Than Fiction http://bit.ly/VCQvCD

  "The Doctor and Donna sat on comfy camp chairs pulled up to the open doors of the TARDIS..." My new foray into fanfic! http://bit.ly/WNI8r6 

 A bird ballet | Music Video on Vimeo http://bit.ly/WNFH85 

 Ten mistakes I’ve made with my writing career that you can avoid http://bit.ly/UqEa9z 

Create a 3D Book Animation with CSS http://bit.ly/VFWdc0 

Free Fiction Monday: Renn and The Little Men http://bit.ly/TCkOfX 

 gallery hijack - how to be art by DougAnd Mikael http://bit.ly/VFBvJs 

 Paris law bans pants for women - Life & Style-NZ Herald News http://bit.ly/USR7qr 

 OpenDyslexic - Font for Dyslexia http://bit.ly/XbpaIR

 Neil Gaiman on making good art http://on.fb.me/Xbn5g7 

 8 Daily Habits that Will Make You Stronger http://bit.ly/UoAJQF 

Colorful Photographs of Tulip Fields As Seen From an Airplane http://bit.ly/14yGT1d 

 Doctor Who Series 7 Part 2 Trailer by TheDoctorwhoisepic http://bit.ly/Y3puZe 

Wednesday, 6 February 2013

Writing the 10th Doctor with Donna and River

Well, I went ahead and did it. Not much else was done on this beautiful Waitangi Day when I couldn't even get out of my room. The sea was a beautiful colour, from what I could see between the trees, and despite the aching rip in my leg and the general frustration, I was more or less inspired.

You can see the results of that inspiration at this link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8982909/1/The-Doctor-Downunder

If you're a member of fanfiction.net (easy - do it with Facebook) - you can sign up to receive notice when I post a new "chapter". Also you can post comments. Alternatively you can come back and do that here, but I may not remember to cross-link every single time.

Things are about to get interesting when the Doctor and Donna step out of the TARDIS into the New Zealand bush... and find that River Song is already there!

Tuesday, 5 February 2013

Zumba's Revenge

I had planned to get fit. You know, doing lots of stuff, walking and going to the gym. Well, so much for that - for the next month or so at least.

It was yesterday at 6pm. My first ever Zumba class. I've always been fascinated by the idea and wanted for a long time to give it a go. So I did. 

It was the freaking warm-up song. It was not hard or fast; just step to this side, then the other. Easy peasy. Then - bam.

I stepped back, leaned against the wall, and clutched at my right calf. It was just like one of those nighttime leg cramps I get sometimes if I don't eat enough bananas. You know the kind.

Except it didn't go away.

I finished out the class on one foot and just doing the arm movements. Called Mum for a lift home (my car is still not going), ascended to my room with great difficulty and attempted to settle down for the night. Half an hour later I was sobbing into my sleeves with the pain, which still has not changed in the slightest since it happened.

So I called Mum again and off we went to the after-hours doctor. Probably torn, she said, but you need an ultrasound to be certain, and they were already closed. Ultrasound today showed a 2-inch tear on the inside of the leg, just above the sock line.



I'm not to put weight on it for 3 weeks, maybe 4. I'm a total klutz with the crutches and totally immobile without them. Going downstairs involves sliding on my rear and coming up involves crawling. 

Thank goodness for Mum - she's helped me set up my room so I can manage. It's going to be an interesting few weeks mostly stuck in here.

I have a massive to-do list, but a good deal of it is going to have to wait. At least I can do my desk work, in bed, sort of...

Thursday, 31 January 2013

On leaving a friend

It's no simple matter to leave a friend you've been beside for six weeks, and four other weeks before that. It's surreal, it feels wrong, and it's almost inconceivable to have lived and breathed anywhere else. And so it really didn't bother me when snow cancelled my flights and I had to rebook for a day later. One more day is worth any price. Yet now that day is over and loss impends.

I don't mean to sound overly dramatic. But when you live in a lonely attic as I do with only a grouchy cat for company - even though said attic has a lovely view and everything I need to be comfortable - then companionship has a particularly high value. Goofing off with a friend is just not something that comes easy at home.

Some of the things I've treasured: mind-melds when we both thought the same thing at once (Comic strips! Treadmill desks!)...Getting worn out at the gym...Writing conferences and hanging out with lots of cool people... Long drives to said conferences... Catching up on all the latest Doctor Who... Mysteries and surprises, enjoyed by me but not so much by Chila... Invisible ink sonic screwdrivers... Having my writing intensified by empathetic advice... doing farm stuff: collecting eggs and feeding kitties and hugging new lambs... hilarious board game sessions... poking and prodding that went on for some time to reassure us both that yes, the Internet friend is real... sharing some good meals... working on our own things, but in the same room... the absolute ease of life with no screen between.

We both bought treadmills and mine is waiting for me at home. I've been well and truly introduced to the habit of gym-going, which I intend to continue at home since I have one just around the corner. Next time we meet I hope to be healthier and have new gym buddies, too!

I'm so grateful for the hospitality that makes this possible and I hope I get to do likewise - and that I'm as good a host as Jerry and Chila have been for me.

There's so much more, and maybe I'll think of it in days to come, and add it here. Like this day, this post began with Chila and ends alone in an airport.

But I won't stay alone for long.

Wednesday, 30 January 2013

Posting at ICFW today

Hi guys,

Today I'm going home. Check out my post over at ICFW.

Yes, that is Thorin and all his men painted on a plane. :)

This week's winner in the writers' weightloss challenge is Krystyn Phipps and you can check out some of her success tips here: http://kristynphipps.com/write-to-lose-week-two/

Wednesday, 23 January 2013

A Lot to Lose

Time for a confession. I have a problem, a common problem that many people have: I'm too heavy. It has various reasons, but it really comes down to the old culprits of too much food and too little exercise. When I stepped on the scales recently out of curiosity - it's not a regular habit at all - I was horrified. Six months in the land of Supersize has indeed done a number on me.

So when I heard about a group of writers getting together to spur each other on in the health department, I jumped in. I only know a few of them so far. The idea is that the most successful "loser" each week is to get linkage and cheers from the rest. Sounds good, yeah? This week's winner was K. Ann Seeton and you can find her blog at Quicksilver to Gold.

I'm not going to win this week. I'm probably not even going to register any progress, because I'm still away from home and any hope of setting up regular habits.

However, I did buy a treadmill, and it's waiting for me when I get back. I plan to build up to walking all day with an adapted high desk. It'll be great for my ongoing back problems - walking has always done a load of good right there - it's healthier than sitting and a way to get that exercise in even if I'm stuck in front of the computer for 14 hours a day at times. (Whether I'll walk all 14 hours is another question entirely!)

I've heard about treadmill-deskers mapping their virtual progress cross-country. That sounds like a really cool idea so maybe I'll track myself from Cape Reinga to Bluff. In hunting around for webapps to help with this, it seems most of them exist to track actual routes and calculate distances, not take input distances and calculate a location along a route. I may have to resort to drawing on a paper map!

I hear great health benefits are possible even at a slow speed, and that I could log 5 miles / nearly 10 km per day with a gentle pace. We'll soon see about all that, I guess...Interesting times are definitely ahead.